Give me a character or pairing, and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon, or tell you five things that (may not have) happened to them.

1. Pirates of the Caribbean today! Hurrah! I should probably eat something in order to avoid fainting girlishly, then.

losangelino woke me up at the crack of 2pm. Somewhat embarrassing, but whatever, he is probably used to my slobbish ways by now. 

2. Happy birthday Joan Collins! You are still 100% awesome.

3. Veronica Mars has been cancelled! Woe! How can Supernatural have been renewed and VMars not? VMars is clearly far superior.